TLC is really going for it on this season of 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. Viewers really watched Kalani Faagata threaten to “drop” her mother-in-law. I mean, at least this fam still fits the description of the show. What in the actual f*ck is already divorced Colt Johnson still doing here? Sure, I enjoy watching Larissa Dos Santos and Jess Caroline team up against his evil…especially knowing Larissa’s man has already ditched Coltee…but I think we know how this story is going to end.
Jess has already caught on to Colt’s cheating with her and his mother’s roommate, Vanessa Guerra. Not the first or last woman he’s cheated on or with. Ladies, I would never slut-shame. I will, however, Colt shame. This behavior is not okay. Seek help. Now, onto the main event. Jess might be the only woman to leave this season with a real happily ever after.
Starcasm is reporting that Colt’s ex- Jess has gotten married to her American boyfriend and musician, Brian Hanvey. Apparently, Brian has recorded a music video featuring Larissa. Oh does that seem weird? What if I told you Larissa’s plastic surgeon was also in the video? Because that’s the reality we’re all living in apparently. A realm where someone meets their husband through their ex-boyfriend’s ex-wife’s plastic surgeon’s music video recording connection.
From the sounds of it, two very reliable and unrelated sources BOTH confirmed this little wedding secret. And of course, all of this has been cross-checked with Jess and Brian’s social media. It all adds up people!
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Good old Instagram and Facebook have revealed that Jess was in Michigan for about a month. This is Brian’s home state. Since that time, both Jess and Brian have been sporting rings on their left ring fingers! After some snooping, it looks like the wedding likely took place in Michigan and possibly on August 1st. It sounds like Brian was searching for “an event photographer” for that Saturday on July 28th. Jess was also seen tagging her new-hubby in other photography deals.
Sadly, county marriage records are not available online. Once again I ask, is this an alternate reality? Am I really taking social media claims as fact? With these thirst traps?? Yes. Yes, I am.
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Since the rumored nuptials took place, Jess and Brian started a cross-country journey. They have shared photos in Utah, wearing rings. Eventually, Jess posted photos from a bachelorette party in Vegas, again with a ring on the left finger. She’s also been spotted wearing it in Cameo videos. (By the way, which of you is paying her for Cameo videos? Save your money for like…anything else).
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The weirdest part of this all? The couple is now planning to live in Las Vegas. Like, why?
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